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Big News! What superstarress is still dev-o-stated by the death last week of legendary country music superstarr Buck Owens? None other than Amber Fox singing sensation Shy Anne, who has gone into deep, deep mourning. Friends of the diva have told Swish Dish that she was beside herself at Owens' funeral. She threw her delicate body (dressed in tasteful black taffeta mini and veil) onto the coffin and wailed, "You'll always be my buckaroo." Guards escorted a weeping Shy Anne from the room, followed closely by her entourage of publicist, personal assistant, makeup artist, lawyer, trainer, body guard, body double, and chef. Buck Owens, the singer-songwriter who pinned 1961's #1 hit "Act Naturally," remained stoney, but members of the country music elite attending the funeral could only wonder, Will a second (unsuccessful) treatment at the Betty Ford be Shy Anne's next venue?

Swish Dish wishes Shy Anne, pictured here with Buck Owens in happier times, the best of luck. We can only hope she recovers enough to take the stage at this summer's 19th Annual High Summer Gathering Know Talent Show.