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Wednesday, April 05, 2006
Chocolate Rules!
YOUR AGE BY CHOCOLATE MATH!
1. First of all, pick the number of times a week that you would like to have chocolate (more than once but less than 10)
2. Multiply this number by 2 (just to be bold)
3. Add 5
4. Multiply it by 50 -- get the calculator!
5. If you have already had your birthday this year add 1756 .... If you haven't, add 1755.
6. Now subtract the four digit year that you were born.
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You should have a three digit number
The first digit of this was your original number
(i.e., how many times you want to have chocolate each week).
The next two numbers are
YOUR AGE! (Oh YES, it is!!!!!)
2006 is the only year this will work! But you can eat chocolate every year....and every day....and every hour....
Enjoy your chocolate day!
-- Cockelf
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